fatwasandfanboys:
Tumblr: “Check your privilege!”
YOU: “Ok, lemme do that.” *writes something very self-aware and reflective of the fact that they have very little to actually complain about*
Tumblr: “Well, now you’re just exemplifying privilege! Not everything is about you. LOL Native Informant, much?”
YOU: “Okay.” *writes something that’s less about them, more about society/turtles/hamburger phones or some shit*
Tumblr: “Do you hate yourself? Why aren’t you talking about being a woman of color!!! A woman, period!! Just stop writing with your white-identifying, man-identifying, plastic bag-identifying, whipped cream-identifying, the color blue-identifying, INDENTIFYING-IDENTIFYING ass!!”
YOU: “What?”
Tumblr: “I better not catch you writing anything ever again!!”
YOU: “Whatever, man.”
Tumblr: “You intentionally MISGENDERED ME! CHECK YOUR ENTIRE PRIVILEGE AND NEVER WRITE ANYTHING AGAIN. I’M LETTING YOU OFF WITH A WARNING!” *goes back to blogging about the second season of cowboy bebop and my little pony*